Itâ€™s the MasterChef final tomorrow!Â Like the day now known as â€˜Broadchurch Dayâ€™, there are plenty of burning questions and in a little under twenty-four hours they will all be answered.Â Has Larkin lost it?Â His â€˜fifty shades of pinkâ€™ fish stew looked like it came from Tesco, and general consensus was that it tasted like it did as well.Â Did he deliberately drop the botched soufflÃ© last week? Â
Is Natalie really getting more attractive and awesome as the show progresses?Â She has a touch of the old Eliza Dolittle about her – and it is really rather fascinating.Â She sure can re-skin the hell out of a duck too.Â Does this make her marriage material?Â And what about
Ryan Gosling Dale?Â Is he destined to play the second fiddle to flash-in-the-pan Larkin or the quietly-brilliant and fit Natalie?Â The well-chiselled Dale (as one of my besotted female mates likes to call him) seems to be mired in a state of perpetual faintness, like a piano with the first two-thirds of keys missing.Â Dainty, but whereâ€™s the whumph?
Well, tune in to BBC1 tomorrow evening at nine p.m. sharp to find out.Â If you donâ€™t, John will find you and turn your ears into jus.Â Gregg will most likely just sit around and wait for pudding.