Sgt. Eddie’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

What boring race today.  Crap day for the Brits and not even Martin’s grid-walk livened things up.  However, when Button doesn’t win, Hamilton falls back and Webber and Vettel don’t crash into each other, there is only one person you can call.  Eddie Jordan.  Yes, just when I was giving up on this sad excuse …

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Lock, stock and two smoking burgers

There are three main reasons to visit The Gun.  Firstly, if it is good enough for Admiral Nelson then it is good enough for you (he ‘entertained’ his mistress, Emma Hamilton in the River Room, and I don’t think they were playing backgammon, if you get my drift).  Secondly, this quaint Docklands pub, lovingly restored …

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Dear ITV Studios America…

Summer 2007. Hello, my name’s Gordon. I own quite a few restaurants – lots in the United Kingdom and a few around the world.  OK, so some of them are kind of not what they used to be as I like to focus on television work now as it pays rather well.  Cheffing makes me …

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Ten Things I Hate About Eating Out in London

Disclaimer:  London is one of the best places in the world for dining out.  All cuisines, budgets and perversions are well-catered for.  That said… 1. “Sorry, we don’t take bookings” No stranger to shit-lists, this one.  Eating out in London costs a pretty penny.  Londoners work hard, and play hard.  We are surrounded by amazing …

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Bigger than Broadchurch?

It’s the MasterChef final tomorrow!  Like the day now known as ‘Broadchurch Day’, there are plenty of burning questions and in a little under twenty-four hours they will all be answered.  Has Larkin lost it?  His ‘fifty shades of pink’ fish stew looked like it came from Tesco, and general consensus was that it tasted …

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Is Tuesday the new Friday?

Obviously, if you are heading up a major United States restaurant chain, one which turns over in excess of $1.2billion per year across 850 outlets worldwide, you need to get into the bustling British economy – fast.  And where better to set up shop first than the burgeoning metropolises of Cheltenham and Cardiff? This is …

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A week of eating lazily Ch2

With moderation being the last stand of the unimaginative, I have kind of embarked upon a stomach-turning odyssey of calorific magnificence recently.  Time to take stock.  With a Yorkshire Three Peaks Challenge just around the corner and a National Three Peaks only a couple of months’ away, perhaps having a few weeks which are a …

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